TGIF (Thank Goodness it's Finale)...no more obligation to update this stupid blog with True Blood crap anymore!
So the cliff hangers in this finale are kinda lame usual:
- Jason's just not going to be a panther--HE WAS IN THE BOOKS, FOR CRISSAKES!
- Is Tara really dead? --FINGERS CROSSED ON THAT ONE
- Who will Sookie love next?--WHO CARES?
- What's good old motivational Reverend doing at Jason's door and why is he a vamper and why is it even such a big deal at the moment if he doesn't invite him in? --JESS'LL TEAR THAT F$%^ER APART IF HE MESSES WITH JASON
- What wolf is going to attack Sam if it isn't Deb?--IS IT DEAD MARCUS THAT ESCAPED FROM THE CONCRETE? IS IT EMMA FOUND OUT HE KILLED HER DADDY? ONE OF MARCUS' PACK...THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE?
- Could Russel be coming back?
- What's the Authority going to do about Bill and Eric?
- What is the Bon Temps Five O going to do about all the bodies?
- Is Terry going to turn bad?
- Will Andy get laid?
- Does Alcid like fairy blood?
- Will Lafayette keep the brujo demon mask powers?
- Will Hoyt become important?
- Are all these ghosts going to be around next season, or is this just a special bullsh1t Halloween episode thing?
Now for the play by play:
- Jesus makes eggs and Marneyette stabs his hand with a fork
- Sookie's feeling Gran's presence around the house
- Sam and Maxine leave flowers on Tommy's grave
- Jason visits Hoyt at work to confess about Jess and takes two on the chin
- Marneyette has Jesus tied up and wants his brujo magic for herself
- Sookie's got her job back, it's Halloween, and Arlene and Terry are zombies
- Jesus gives his demon face to Marneyette and gets stabbed in the heart
- Terry's Marine Sargent pays a visit
- Alcid's macking on Sookie now that he's done with Debby
- Tara finds dead Jesus
- Holly's a joint smoking fairy for Halloween
- Bill and Erik are silvered to a pyre...Sookie, Holly, and Tara to the rescue
- Holly spreads a circle of salt and creates a force field around the burning vamps and her friends...Marneyettebrujo can't get in
- Girls summon the dead to help them out
- Ghosts of Gran and Antonia rip Marney out of Lafayette and blow out the pyre
- Gran and Antonia talk Marney into leaving the vamps and girls alone and joining them on the other side
- Ghost of Rene warns Arlene to run from Terry--I FORGOT HOW MUCH I MISS HIS ACCENT!
- Little Red Riding Hood (Jess) comes to Jason and lets him know she's only looking for a f$%k buddy
- Pam's sad because she misses the good old days with evil Erik
- Bill and Eric feed on Sookie in matching robes--WTF?
- Sookie dumps Erik and Bill because she loves them both so much...it's complicated
- Lafayette: "Jesus, don't leave me." Jesus: "Dude, I'm dead. You're a medium. I'll always be with you."---AWWW!
- Andy's sober, lonely, and can really do some good for Holly who's hungry for a hug
- Wolf is about to attack Sam...GOTTA BE DEB---WHAT DID SAM, LUNA, AND ALCID DO WITH MARCUS' BODY ANYWAY? WE KNOW THAT SAM LIKES TO FEED MARSHMALLOWS TO GATORS
- ONLY MINUTES LEFT FOR JASON TO GET HIS PANTHER ON....COME ON IT'S HALLOWEEN ALREADY!
- Reverend from Fellowship of the Sun is at Jason's door and he's a vampire!
- Who got dug out of concrete at Alcid's constuction site? and left behind silver chains? Russel?
- Nan comes to the King and Erik for a mutinous alliance against the Authority and the AVL
- Bill and Erik kill Nan instead cause she called them Sookie puppies
- Debby's in Sookie's kitchen...Tara takes a shotgun blast in the head to save Sookie from Debby...Sookie gets the gun and blows Debby's head off...Sookie cries over pools of blood in the kitchen, again
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