If You Love Me, Why Am I Dying?
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- Erik: You smell like wheat and honey and sunlight (fangs)
- Sookie strikes a no-biting deal with amnesia Erik
- Tara and Lafayette try to level set the coven on vampires, but the witches are fired up
- Uncle Hotshot gives the youngins some schoolin on Ghost Daddy and Ghost Momma, the Adam and Eve of Panthers
- Jason: Once I...turn????
- http://www.vamps-kill.com for YouTubes of Vampire entrapment videos -- THE SITE REALLY EXISTS
- King Bill sentences YouTube vamp to True Death
- Bill (to Jessica): Vamp up...if you love him you'll tell him the truth, period
- Erik forgets that he owns Sookie's house
- Pam: Good evening, Fangtasia, northern Lousiana's most fang-tastic club, what do you want?
- Erik's ticklish
- Pam suspects Bill set Erik up with the witches and talks Sookie into hiding Erik
- Jessica confesses - Hoyt gets pissed - Hoyt gets glamoured
- Sookie visits Eriks cellar
- Lafayette has a plan...boyfriend and Tara don't like it
- Strung-out Andy terrorizes Sam
- Alcid's howling in Shreveport now and his junkie fiance, Debbie, is clean and sober now
- Ma Hoytenberry teaches Tommy reading ala Home Shopping Network
- Tommy's gonna steal Maxine's natural gas rights
- Jason is turning into Crystal's new Ghost Daddy
- Sam and Tara shoot tequila
- Bill and Portia strike a f#$% buddy contract
- Baby Rene gets a new toy
- Sam plays holier than thou when he hears Tommy's caper
- Tara and Brujo spring Lafayette from Fangtasia
- Marney's a deperate cutter...who's that watching
- Jason: You ain't worth a tenth of the trouble you caused me
- Crystal rapes Jason while her cousin-niece-sisters watch
- Fairy turns to dust after Eric drains her
- Sookie: You just killed my fairy godmother
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