I Wish I Was the Moon
- Coitus interuptus when the King barges in
- Sorry Sook, it's strictly vampire business
- Rotten Pam tries to relive old times with Erik in Bill's jail but he's not evil no more (why would Bill put them in the same cell?!?!?!)
- Bill requests a warrant to impose true death on Erik
- Mikey the Devil Baby succeeds in burning down the house and getting outside all by his lonesome to smile at a ghost, but doesn't kill anybody
- Terry's got an armadillo?
- Andy helps the witch waitress with his V strength and gets a date
- Sam's tied up for the day and needs Tommy to cover for him
- No problem, Sam, cause Tommy's a skinwalker now
- Lafayette has goat tongue for breakfast with Jesus and Abuelito
- Tara's NOLA girlfriend storms into Bon Temps
- Jason's voicemail greeting: You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911, and ask for me. Peace.
- Full moon's risin' and Jason's cuffed himself to the bed
- Sookie: If you turn into a panther, won't the handcuffs just fall off
- Junkie Debbie wants to join the new packmaster and Alcid's pissed
- Marney's picks scabs in Bill's jail and flashes back to Dark Age's rape and revenge before becoming fully possessed
- Jesus catches a rattlesnake
- Tara takes her NOLA squeeze to Merlotte's and gets jumped in parking lot by Pam
- Luna gets a little skinwalker skin from Tommy/Sam
- Jessica rushes to Jason's side and they manage not to f@#$ somehow
- Sookie runs into Debbie and Alcid on the way to the pack meeting
- Erik oozes humility and gentleness even in the face of the true death
- Snake bit Jesus is saved by Tio Luca possessing Lafayette
- Tommy's out cold when Sam gets back home
- Marmey is Antonia now and she's making vampires sit, stay, and shake
- Jason still hasn't shifted into a were-panther
- Bill lets Erik free so Sookie can be happy
- Sookie, the fang banger, is back in business
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