Spellbound
- Jason saves Jess from the sun and they share a smooch before he silvers her back down in Bill's cell
- Alpha dog, Marcus, gives "Stay the F#$K outta vampire S#!t" directive at the weekly pack meeting
- Sam stops by Luna's so he can play Barbies with Emma again
- Sookie and Erik have an S&M feeding session complete with growling and silver chains
- Jessica dumps Hoyt too hard to still be friends. I was tired of his cry baby crap too. A dead Hoyt will make Jason feel less guilty about boning Jess too. NO FAIR! IT WAS ONLY A DREAM!
- Officer Jason offers Andy some tough love for his V-clanks at the scene of the sun dried vamper next door to Maxine's
- Bill glamours a TV reporter on Maxine's lawn into filming his prepared statement (I hope it's as good as Russel Edgington's TV appearance)
- More blond on blond action, this time in the shower--that turns into a moonlit bed in the woods in the snow?!?! WTF?
- Bill's got a F2F date with Marntonia scheduled at the Bon Temps Cemetery for midnight shrp
- Tommy lifts a few supplies for his next skinwalk from Maxine's house
- Quote of the season from Debby at the pack meeting: I think I made some friends tonight. A couple of really nice bitches. Feels like I belong.
- Meanwhile, back in the snow bed, all is possible?!?!?!
- Laffy sees baby Rene's ghost singing in Merlotte's kitchen again
- Tommaxine sells Maxine out for $5700 from the gas prospector on a skinwalk
- Hoyt grows a pair and lowers Jess' self esteem to a rock bottom low in about seven well played sentences whilst kicking her to the curb
- Erik wants to run away with Sookie so they can be naked all the time, but Sook teaches him a thing or two about sticking around Bon Temps for a fight
- Alcid promises Debby there'll be no more Sookie drama for him
- Laffy dreams of Mavis, the ghost chick, losing her baby sometime last century
- Mavayette joins the mashups! Lafayette is now possessed by Mavis.
- Warriors, Erik and Sookie, pledge allegiance to Bill
- Marcus is Emma's father (How could anyone have seen this coming?)
- Tommy's got post skinwalk syndrome again
- Jason univites Jess too...where will she go now?
- Mavayette kidnaps little Mikey from Grandma Bellafluer's while Andy, Arlene, and Terry sleep
- Marntonia's posse and Bill's posse fight it out at the cemetary--Sookie and Tara on opposite sides
- Alcid breaks his promise before the cock crows
- Bill saves Tara from Pam. NO FAIR! WE ALL WANT HER DEAD!
- Marntonia is winning: Bill's silvered, Sookie's shot, and Erik is spellbound again
- Alcid plays Red Cross and drags Sookie from the battle field while Debby witnesses the whole thing (How's Sookie gonna survive without some fresh V from the wrist?)
- Where's Jesus?
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